I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I feel like death gave me a hand job
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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