Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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