I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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