To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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