I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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