why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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