goodnight i made you a song goodbye
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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