they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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