it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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