my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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