So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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