She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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