sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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