You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I party with great urgency now.
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