Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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