Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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