found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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