My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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