butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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