if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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