I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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