I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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