So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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