This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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