let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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