so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Randomize
