I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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