Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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