he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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