i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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