so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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