i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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