i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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