another moral hangover. fuck.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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