you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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