No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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