The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You did what with his pubic hair?
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