I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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