you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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