Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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