I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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