Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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