I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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