how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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