her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
