Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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