I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
it was like eating out sand paper
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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