Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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