awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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