Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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