Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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