it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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