You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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